stuff you ask your mom:
- mom where’s my towel
- mom what do we eat for dinner
- mom what’s time is it
- mom where’s my phone
- mom when do you come back
- mom whats day is it
stuff you ask your dad
- dad where is mom
(Source: thougtofyou, via everdeenspeasant)
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:
In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.
In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
whitegirlvoice asked: Ur blog is perf
omg i know
i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10
(via afrodissiac)
